The wedding is all over, and I only ended up wearing two shirts.

wedding, wedding, wedding

What should I wear for the wedding?
It is so hard to pick from one suit, and I have three shirts I will need to choose from.

Talk about stress.

~TD

answer to quiz

The two phrases, "You fool" and "You wicked servant" came from the Bible. I noticed them because they are both phrases that God applies to people and that are the things not to hear at the end of the age.

Luke 12:20-to the rich man

and

Matthew 18:32-to the unforgiving servant.

They really challenged me. If God is applying these words to those in the stories, I should not be doing whatever those guys were that cause God to say these things.

~TD

Two things

Dear (wedding crazed) Sissons,



This blog is decidedly dedicated to you.



Firstly a grand (late) thank you for your wonderful idea about the toothpaste. Your "sparkles" toothpaste really wasn't that great, OK, but nothing to sniggle about.



However, your super duper

toothpaste is WONDERFUL!!!! This stuff has some of the best flavor ever that came in a toothpaste tube. Great choice.

Second, seeing your blog and all sorta started me thinking about the wedding, and when I talked to Kyle the other day we were talking about it, but when I got a certain thing in the mail, the wedding zoomed into my Now! timeframe.

Of course, as anyone would know...when you get something this important and critical, not only do you rejoice as you study, read and reread, but you also must make--

--margin notes. Summarize the important facts, get the gist of things, memorize personal duties, you know, all those important and necessary preparations to make sure you are prepared.

So here are all the important things, so if anyone has a question, they should just be able to see it in a jiffy. See you later when we're all spiffy.

~TD

Bonus Quiz

The first person to properly name where and describe the context of these quotes gets 5 bonus points.

"You fool"

"You wicked servant"

Can you tell I have restarted school?

How correct is he?

The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.

My confession:

I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.

It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu . If people want a crèche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.

I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution and I don't like it being shoved down my throat.

Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him? I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew went to.

In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.

Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this happen?" (regarding Katrina) Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are,but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives. And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?"

In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. The Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.

Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Are you laughing?

[...]

Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.

If [you disagree] then just discard [this idea]... no one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in. My Best Regards.

Honestly and respectfully,

Ben Stein